- Employer: So what's your biggest achievement?
- Me: Well, I'm an A-Lister on Kim Kardashian: Hollywood.
- Employer: You're hired
- cop: I'm sorry miss we're going to have to arrest you for-
- me: Do you know who I am? I'm an A-lister on Kim Kardashian: Hollywood!
- cop: Oh my god I'm so sorry your charges are dropped I'm so sorry.